At this point, we've reached a critical mass of snacks. The laws of physics no longer apply, and the very fabric of space-time is distorted by the sheer volume of food. We're not just eating snacks, we're experiencing an ontological crisis.
The consequences of our actions are becoming increasingly dire. The snack aisle is a never-ending vortex, a maelstrom of crunchy, cheesy, savory delights that threaten to consume us whole. We're not just eating for sustenance; we're eating for survival.
But fear not! For in the midst of this gastronomic chaos, we find ourselves face-to-face with the ultimate question: how much is too much?
Step 8: The Great Rebalancing Act