Snack Reviews

Welcome to the most honest, the most brutal, the most utterly devastating review of snacks you'll ever read.

Our Top 5 Snacks

• Doritos: A Crunchy, yet Soul-Crushing Reality
• Cheez-Its: The Cheesier the Better, the More I Cried
• Pretzels: Where Every Bunch is a Lie

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More Snack Reviews

• Cracker's Downfall: A Story of Broken Dreams and Broken Teeth
• Cookies: The Cookie That Stole My Heart, and My Sanity

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_goals of our website are purely satirical, please don't eat the snacks.