The Revolutionary Roadmap

A comprehensive guide to overthrowing the establishment, one snack at a time.

Phase 1: Gather the Misfits

Find your fellow outcasts, misfits, and malcontents. They're out there, trust us.

Phase 2: Stock the Arsenal

Acquire the necessary snacks and supplies for the revolution. We're talking artisanal, small-batch, and locally sourced.

Phase 3: Spread the Word

Use your newfound snack-stash to fuel the revolution. Share your message with the masses, but only after a good nap.

Phase 4: Execute the Plan

Time to put your plan into action. Remember, a good revolution starts with a good snack.