Step 1: Snack Induced Anxiety

We're glad you asked for help, friend. Unfortunately, that means you're experiencing the first stages of Snack Withdrawal Syndrome (SWS). Don't worry, it's a real thing.

Here's what's happening:

• Cravings for Cheetos have become all-consuming
• Your social media feed is filled with pictures of nachos
• You're considering selling your kidney for a single bag of Fritos

Don't do that last one.

Move on to Step 2: The Dark Side of Snack Withdrawal