Transmuted Toppings

Where flavor meets mutation.

Irish Potato Toppings Cheddar and Sour Cream Toppings Spicy Turmeric Toppings

Transmuted Toppings

Our potato chip toppings are not just any ordinary toppings. They've been genetically modified to be more delicious, more resilient, and more likely to cause spontaneous human combustion in extreme cases.

Don't worry, it's all in good fun. We've taken the liberty to create a few... let's say, 'unique' flavor combinations for your enjoyment.

Irish Potato Toppings

Our Irish Potato Toppings are a traditional take, mutated to contain a dash of pure chaos.

Cheddar and Sour Cream Toppings › Spicy Turmeric Toppings ›

Cheddar and Sour Cream Toppings, on the other hand, are for the bold, the fearless, and the slightly unhinged.

Spicy Turmeric Toppings are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or not. Or just eat them and pretend we warned you.

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Disclaimer: We're not really responsible if you spontaneously combust while consuming our products. But let's be real, you probably should've known better.