New Pretzel 4 - The Most Elusive and Disappointing Pretzel in the Land

Rating: 1.5/10 - Would not recommend.

This pretzel has been known to be as elusive as a unicorn. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire and the needle is a gremlin in a bad mood.

Features:

Crumbly texture

Rating: 1.5/5 - Would not recommend.

Notes: "This pretzel is like eating a handful of disappointment." - John D.

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