Pretzel-Palooza: The Snack That'll Put You in a Pretzel-Induced Coma

Warning: Consuming this snack may lead to excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, or temporary loss of productivity. Prolonged consumption may cause: Uncontrollable Twisting, Severe Withdrawal, or Systematic Overload.

How it Works

Our unique blend of pretzel rods, sesame seeds, and artisanal twists will have you questioning your life choices. The more you consume, the more you'll wonder: "Is it the pretzel or the coma that's real?"

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