We're not just a snack delivery service, we're also a snack surveillance service. Our servers are monitored by highly trained teams of highly caffeinated agents who will be watching you, always.
- We collect your data, your snack preferences, and your snack habits. We know you like that one thing with the cheese sauce.
- Our servers are equipped with the latest in snack-tracking technology, because you know what they say about idle snacks.
- We will use this data to optimize our snack delivery routes, because efficiency is key when it comes to getting you your Cheetos.
So, you know, if you're into that sorta thing, go ahead and opt-out of our surveillance. But let's be real, who needs that kind of freedom?