Prophecy 1: The Cookie
By the great Prophet Zesty McSnackface:
In the year 3050, the Cookie shall rise again.
A time of great sweetness shall be upon us, as the crumbly walls of oppression crumble beneath our paws.
Prophecy 2: The Chip
Prophets of Snacks - The Great Snack Uprising
The Great Snack Uprising
The year is 2025, and the people are rising up.
Corn chips, Fritos, and Takis have all been replaced with a single, glorious force:
A giant, sentient Dorito.
Key Players:
The Great Snack Uprising
The year is 2025, and the people are rising up.
Corn chips, Fritos, and Takis have all been replaced with a single, glorious force:
A giant, sentient Dorito.