The Snack Sorcerer's Decree

A decree from the highest authority in the land of snacking: the Snack Sorcerer.

By the power vested in us, all snacks shall be consumed with reckless abandon and joy.

Let it be known that the following snacks are hereby declared the official snacks of the land:

• Snack of the Gods
• Mystical Munchies
• Eternal Sunflower Seeds

May the snacking continue.

Proclaim the Snack Epiphany!