Legendary Lavender Lollipops: A Recipe Fit for the Gods

Instructions:

1. Combine 3 cups of lavender buds, 1 cup of unicorn tears, and a sprinkle of stardust in a cauldron of ancient wisdom.
2. Add 1 tablespoon of butter and 1 teaspoon of sugar. Stir clockwise for exactly 7 times.
3. Tap the cauldron with your index finger 3 times to activate the magic within.
4. Wait for exactly 13 minutes and 7 seconds for the mixture to transform into a glittering, rainbow-colored elixir.

Side effects may include: temporary levitation, spontaneous outbursts of song and dance, and an increased sense of general wonder.

Want to make it without unicorn tears? Try our Unicorn Tears Substitute, harvested from the rare and majestic Sparkleonian Starlight Flower!