UlraModern Pretzel Bites
A snack of the gods, UlraModern Pretzel Bites are a fusion of ancient wisdom and modern technology. Made with the finest artisanal pretzels, infused with the essence of the mystical herbs of the Himalayas, and served on a bed of crushed 24-karat gold leaf, these bite-sized morsels will transport you to a world beyond the mundane.
- Ingredients:
- Pretzel sticks
- Mystical herbs
- Gold leaf
- Optional: Secret Sauce of the Gods
Warning: consuming UlraModern Pretzel Bites may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and a deep sense of existential meaning. Prolonged consumption may lead to a permanent shift in your perception of reality. Proceed with caution.
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