Welcome to the legendary snacking guide of the prophets!

Here you will find the most sacred of recipes for the most righteous of pretzels.

But be warned, mortal, the path ahead is fraught with peril, and your stomach will be forever changed.

Ultramodern Pretzel Bites Recipe

Ingredients:

• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1/2 cup whole milk
• 1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
• 1/4 cup pretzel rods, crushed
• 1/4 cup grated cheddar cheese
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
• Salt, to taste

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C).
2. In a mixing bowl, combine flour and milk.
3. Add crushed pretzel rods and mix until well combined.
4. Add cheddar cheese and parsley; mix until the pretzels are evenly coated.
5. Add salt to taste.
6. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the pretzels are golden brown.

And lo, the snacking is done!

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