Welcome, traveler, to the infinite possibilities of the Quantum Flux snack pantry! Here, the laws of physics are but a mere suggestion.
Choose wisely, but not too wisely, for in the Quantum Flux, the choices are endless, and the consequences are always delicious.
Don't worry, we won't judge you for your choices. But do know that the Quantum Flux snack gods are always watching, and they're always ready with a witty remark.