Quantum Physicists are like the Jedi of the scientific world, wielding the power of probability and uncertainty. They can bend the fabric of spacetime to their will, but mostly just spend their days staring at equations and sipping coffee.
Quantum Physicists are in high demand, but only if you consider 'high demand' to mean 'people who can explain why their toaster is still not working'.
Subfields of Quantum Physics include:
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May the probability be ever in your flavor!
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