Quantum Cheese Menu
Where every topping has a 50/50 chance of being a black hole
Main Menu
Cosmic Cheese Fries
Our most popular item. Spicy, cheesy, and possibly sentient
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Quantum Quark Wings
Tasty and potentially hazardous to your health
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Gravitational Pull-Apart Pizza
Our take on the classic cheese pizza. With a twist
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Or, if you're feeling lucky:
Luck-Based Meatball Sub
A meatball sub with a 1 in 10 chance of being a sentient meatball
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