QUADRUPLE CHEESE CHAOS

Quantum Pizza's Most Epic Creation

Warning: Consuming this pizza may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and/or temporary blindness. Prolonged exposure may lead to quadruple cheese-induced comas.

Ingredients:

• Four types of artisanal cheeses (because why not?)
• Quantum-entangled pepperoni
• Neutrino-tipped olives
• Flavor-antiparticles

Side Effects:

• Excessive muenster
• Temporary gouda-ness
• Permanent love for all cheeses

Order now and experience the quadruple cheese calamity for yourself:

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