Recipes for the Perfectly Imperfect Snack: Cheesy Puffs

Warning: the following recipes may lead to excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and a strong desire to eat the entire bag in one sitting.

Basic Cheesy Puffs Recipe

1 bag of Cheesy Puffs

1 microwave

1 minute of anticipation

Optional: 1 serving of human emotions, such as joy or despair

Combine ingredients in microwave. Heat until puffed. Serve.

Advanced Cheesy Puffs Recipe: Cheesy Puffs-Stuffed Cheesy Puffs

Follow basic recipe. Then, take a handful of Cheesy Puffs and reheat them. Place in a bowl. Repeat as necessary.

This recipe requires advanced microwave skills.

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