Peanuts & Butter on Pretzels: The Snack of the Ancients

For those who dare to combine the crunch of pretzels with the creamy, dreamy essence of peanut butter, we have created a snack fit for the gods.

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Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 bag of pretzels
• 1 jar of peanut butter

Instructions:

1. Melt the pretzels in a 900°F oven for 17 minutes.
2. Drizzle the peanut butter into a separate 900°F oven for 13 minutes.
3. Combine the pretzels and peanut butter in a 900°F oven for 42 minutes.

Side Effects:

• Temporary blindness due to excessive staring at the oven.
• Permanent damage to your taste buds due to the combination of flavors.

Caution: Do not attempt this snack without a fire department on standby.

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