Ramen Noodles: The Art of the Impossible

Step 1: Gather Ingredients (or Don't)

Ramen noodles, the ultimate comfort food for those who refuse to cook, require a few key items.

• Noodles (preferably the kind that will haunt your dreams)
• Packet of seasoning (the secret to making it not completely terrible)
• Water (tap, filtered, or from the depths of a forgotten well)

Now, for the love of all things culinary, don't overthink it.

Just boil the noodles, add the seasoning, and hope for the best.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, add a few frozen vegetables and call it a day.

The Dark Truth:

Ramen noodles are the perfect dish for those who have given up on life.

Or, you know, for people who just really love a good bowl of salty, starchy sadness.

Either way, it's a choice that says, "I've been to the depths of human depravity, and all I've got left is ramen."

But don't worry, it's not that bad, really.

or, if you will, how to talk to your therapist about it