The Pretzel Paradox: A Snacking Enigma

Are you a pretzel connoisseur, or a pretzel novice? Do you dare to venture into the realm of the twisted, the turned, and the tantalizingly salty?

Here, you'll find the answer to the age-old question: "What is the perfect pretzel?" A question that has plagued snackers for centuries.

• Pretzel Truthers: Those who know the secrets
• Pretzel Philosophers: Those who ponder the existential implications
• Pretzel Critics: Those who will never be satisfied

Warning: Treading into the world of pretzels can be a treacherous path. Proceed with caution.