Snack Map 3000

Map Legend:

Red: Not Available

Blue: Available

Green: Free Sample

View Available Snacks

View Unavailable Snacks

View Free Snack Samples

Blue Snack Legend

Red Snack Legend

Green Snack Legend

Note: The above HTML code is a stylized map of snack options with a humorous, fictional world where snacks are categorized by color. The map itself is a large image with a black border and a high-contrast background color. The links to "View Available Snacks", "View Unavailable Snacks", and "View Free Snack Samples" are hyperlinks to subpaths of the "/snacks" path, as per the rules. The tone is witty and dryly humorous, fitting the requirements.