The Snack Illuminati's Secret Recipe 3: "Invisible Invisibility Soup"

A recipe for the most elusive of snacks: one that's so good, you'll forget it exists.

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Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Nothing
• 1/2 cup of Maybe Something, possibly
• A pinch of Salt

Instructions:

1. Stir counterclockwise while whistling the theme song of your favorite snack-based TV show.
2. Add the Nothing and Maybe Something while pretending you're a chef on a culinary reality show.
3. Sprinkle the Salt with an air of mystery, then serve.