Sequined Sweaters: A Collection of Recipes

For those who dare to be seen in public with a sweater that's a bit more...unconventional.

Recipe 1: The Glittering Garland of Doom

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of sequins
• 1 cup of black thread
• 1/4 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
2. Stir until the sequins are evenly distributed.
3. Wrap the mixture in a large piece of cloth.
4. Wear with pride, or not.