Shifters' Union - Exit Plan

Leaving the Matrix, Literally

We've been expecting you. After years of serving as the ultimate underground support group for shifters, we've decided it's time to take the leap and leave the Matrix once and for all.

Our exit plan involves a network of secret hideouts, hidden in plain sight, where you can find temporary refuge from the all-seeing eye of the machines.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's your personalized exit plan:

• Snack Plan - Stock up on energy bars and protein powder
• Tech Check - Make sure your gadgets are up to date and won't give you away
• Escape Route - Find the best route out of the city without getting caught by the agents
• Safe House - Our network of secret hideouts, because you can never be too sure

Remember, the exit strategy is everything. Stay safe, stay vigilant, and stay hidden.

Join us on our journey out of the Matrix, and let's make some noise while we're at it.

Or, you know, you can just stay in the Matrix, and we'll send you a care package with some stale crackers and a nice letter.