The Great Snack Hierarchy

Ranking the World's Greatest Snacks in a Hierarchical Order

Chips

Base Rank 1: Regular Old Chips

A classic, unpretentious snack that's perfect for any occasion.

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Baked Goods

Base Rank 2: Biscuit Overlord

Flaky, buttery, and utterly delightful.

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Popcorn

Base Rank 3: Microwave Wizardry

The art of transforming kernels into fluffy, salty magic.

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Note: This is the main page of the snack hierarchy, listing the base ranks. Click the links to view sub-rankings and further absurdities.