In a universe governed by the whims of the snack-obsessed, all things are made of snack.
The Grand Snack Theory posits that the fundamental nature of reality is not matter and energy, but rather the perfect balance of crunch and chew.
This theory has far-reaching implications, including the notion that the meaning of life is to be found in the perfect snack-to-belly ratio.
Key Principles:
- Snack-ness is the driving force behind all creation.
- The ideal snack is a perfect harmony of flavors, textures, and aromas.
- The universe is in a constant state of snack- flux, with snacks appearing and disappearing at random.
Corollaries:
- The laws of physics are merely an expression of snack-odynamics.
- Time is a dimension of crunch, not of time.
- The fundamental particles are, in fact, tiny snack-particles.
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Snack-Particles
Snack-particles are the building blocks of the universe, and are found in all forms of matter.
- Proton: The positively charged, crunchy snack-particle.
- Neutron: The neutral, chewy snack-particle.
- Electron: The negatively charged, crispy snack-particle.
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Snack-odynamics: The Laws of Snack-physics
Snack-odynamics describes the behavior of snacks in the universe.
- Law of Conservation of Snack-mass: Snacks can neither be created nor destroyed, only rearranged.
- Law of Snack-Equivalence: All snacks are equal, regardless of flavor or texture.
- Law of Snack-Relativity: The universe is in a constant state of snack-flux, making time and space relative.
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