July 2021: Where the Taste Bud Apocalypse Happened
July 2021 was a month of unrelenting flavor tragedy. It started with a batch of 'Mystery Meatballs' at the company picnic, where the 'meat' turned out to be 90% sawdust and 10% regret.
Next came 'Summer Frenzy Fries', which promised to be 'spicy' but turned out to be 'spit-in-the-face' hot.
Notable Incidents
- The 'Sunset Surprise' ice cream, which looked like the sky but tasted like regret.
- The 'Blazing Inferno Wings', where the 'blazing' was a lie, and the only thing that blazed was my taste buds' hopes and dreams.
Survival Tips
To survive the Taste Bud Apocalypse, remember: never trust a snack with a 'surprise' in its name. Always read the fine print, and never eat anything that looks like it was assembled by a committee of angry accountants.
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