In a shocking turn of events, White Dwarf Wafers have been deemed the perfect snack for the discerning intergalactic traveler.
These crispy, cheesy, and oh-so-satisfying wafers have been consumed by the likes of Zorvath, the infamous space pirate, and are now a staple in the cargo holds of every respectable spacefaring vessel.
We're not saying they're the best, we're saying they're the only snack worth mentioning in the vast expanse of the cosmos.