2022: January 1st, Day 1, and Day 2 Archive
Year of the Sardine
Happy New Year! The world has ended and begun anew, and we're already running out of snacks.
Here's a recap of the first two days of the year 2022. Spoiler: it was a real blast.
**Day 1:**
- People woke up, made New Year's resolutions, and immediately broke them.
- Politicians made empty promises and broke them.
- Everyone else just went back to bed.
**Day 2:**
- Cats took over the internet (again).
- News headlines screamed "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
- Everyone else just went back to work.
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates from the SOTM 2022 Archive!