January 1, 2022 - Grown-Up Identity

It's 2022 and you're a grown-up. Congratulations! You made it out of your parents' basement.

Now, go ahead and order a large order of fries, because you deserve it.

Step 1: Deny Responsibility | Step 2: Prophets of Fun | Step 3: Adulting 101

Or, you know, just eat the fries.