January 4, 2022
Bertrand, the 6-month-old capuchin monkey from the local coffee shop, has been appointed as the new CEO of Snacks Inc.
With his keen sense of smell and unparalleled ability to recognize the perfect snack-to-be-munched ratio, Bertrand has been tasked with revamping the company's snack selection.
When asked for comment, Bertrand simply held up a bag of potato chips and gave a firm, unblinking stare.
Stay tuned for more updates on Bertrand's tenure as he navigates the cutthroat world of snack procurement.
Bertrand's First Move: Appointing a Senior Snack Vice President