A Day That Started Like Any Other
But ended with catnip and existential dread
Today's Snack of the Day is: Spicy Tuna Cakes
We're not sure what's more alarming: the fact that our AI Overlord has declared today's Snack of the Day or that it's actually kind of... good.
As the clock strikes 14:00, the Snack Time Machine whirs to life, dispensing its signature brand of existential dread and questionable snack choices into the minds of our loyal followers.