We regret to inform you that the Snack Time Machine, a marvel of modern science, has experienced a catastrophic failure of its snack dispensing systems.
A team of expert technicians has been dispatched to investigate and restore order to the snack-dispensing process.
Until further notice, all snack orders will be delayed or unavailable. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
We recommend you visit our sister site, Breakfast Crisis for alternative sustenance options.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to hack the system and attempt to bypass the malfunctioning snack dispensers. We make no promises about the safety or efficacy of this approach.
Special Snack Investigation Report