html 2022-01-01 to 2022-01-14: The Most Eventful Week of the Year

January 1st, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Beer

It's a new year, and a new beginning for all the party animals out there. But little did we know, it would start with a run on the local liquor store.

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January 2nd, 2022: The Day the Coffee Makers Unionized

As the world struggled to recover from the previous day's events, the coffee industry banded together to form a union, demanding better working conditions, and more cream in every cup.

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January 3rd, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Wi-Fi

As people scrambled to get their morning fix, the global internet network went dark. Chaos ensued.

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January 4th, 2022: The Day the Weather Service Got It Right (Sort Of)

For once, the local forecast got it right. But not by much.

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January 5th, 2022: The Day the Sock Drawers Ran Out of Socks

It started with a few missing socks, but soon the entire drawer was bare. Panic ensued.

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January 6th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Cheese

As the great cheese drought of 2022 began, nations scrambled to find alternative snack options.

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January 7th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Sarcasm

As the world struggled to find its wit, a global shortage of sarcasm led to unprecedented levels of seriousness.

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January 8th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Excuses

As people scrambled to find reasons for their procrastination, the global excuse supply chain was tapped dry.

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January 9th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Jokes

As comedy writers went on strike, the world was left with nothing but stale puns.

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January 10th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Time

As timekeepers went on strike, the world was left to its own devices.

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January 11th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Bandaids

As accidents piled up, the global band-aid supply ran out.

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January 12th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Puns

As pun-makers went on strike, the world was left with nothing but serious talk.

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January 13th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Smiles

As the world's collective mood took a turn for the worse, a global shortage of smiles was reported.

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January 14th, 2022: The Day the World Ran Out of Drama

As the world struggled to find its inner peace, a global shortage of drama led to unprecedented levels of calm.

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