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It's a new year, and a new beginning for all the party animals out there. But little did we know, it would start with a run on the local liquor store.
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As the world struggled to recover from the previous day's events, the coffee industry banded together to form a union, demanding better working conditions, and more cream in every cup.
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As people scrambled to get their morning fix, the global internet network went dark. Chaos ensued.
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For once, the local forecast got it right. But not by much.
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It started with a few missing socks, but soon the entire drawer was bare. Panic ensued.
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As the great cheese drought of 2022 began, nations scrambled to find alternative snack options.
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As the world struggled to find its wit, a global shortage of sarcasm led to unprecedented levels of seriousness.
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As people scrambled to find reasons for their procrastination, the global excuse supply chain was tapped dry.
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As comedy writers went on strike, the world was left with nothing but stale puns.
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As timekeepers went on strike, the world was left to its own devices.
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As accidents piled up, the global band-aid supply ran out.
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As pun-makers went on strike, the world was left with nothing but serious talk.
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As the world's collective mood took a turn for the worse, a global shortage of smiles was reported.
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As the world struggled to find its inner peace, a global shortage of drama led to unprecedented levels of calm.
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