Article 1: The Fundamental Principle of the SotM
We, the SotM, hold that a snack is not just a sustenance, but a sacrament.
It is our duty, our honor, and our sacred obligation to elevate the art of snack-making to an art form.
We shall not be swayed by the whims of the unrefined, nor shall we be deterred by the pedestrian tastes of the common rabble.
For we are the SotM, and we shall snack in peace, and with unapologetic flair.