Membership Application: Because You Clearly Need More Socks to Wear

We are a highly exclusive club of people who have too many socks. Like, way too many socks. Like, "I've-gotten-so-many-socks-I-need-a-tower-to-store-them-all" many socks.

If you're a fellow sock enthusiast, please answer the following questions:

1. What's the average age of your sock drawer?
2. How many pairs do you own that still have the original tags on them?
3. Do you have a sock-themed shrine in your home?

Upon submission, you'll be redirected to our Membership Receipts page for further instruction.