We've got answers.
We're not really sure, but we'll give it a shot.
Our lawyers say it's because we're secretly made with the tears of sad accountants.
You can buy them on the moon, or on our Amazon listing. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, try visiting our secret underground store in the sewers beneath the city.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
The cost of the bag is directly proportional to how much we love you.
We own the rights, but our lawyers own the rights to the lawyers who own the rights.
Don't ask us, ask the lawyers.
They're available 24/7, except on Tuesdays.
It's on page 345 of the official Broccoli Bites cookbook, but only on Fridays during leap years.
We have 17 different queens, each with their own distinct flavor of Broccolli Bites.
She's in the kitchen, but only when the moon is full.
Broccoli Bites are not actually made with broccoli, but with our secret ingredient: love, and possibly some actual broccoli. Probably just love, though.
We're not liable for any damage caused by eating Broccoli Bites.
We're not really responsible for anything.