Otter Bites 2.0: A Recipe for the Modern Otter

This is the updated and improved version of our classic Otter Bites recipe! With new ingredients and techniques, this version is sure to please even the pickiest of otters.

Ingredients:

1 can of otter-approved tuna
1/4 cup of crushed up seashells
1/2 cup of freshly squeezed seaweed
1 tablespoon of otter-made mayonnaise

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Yes, otters have ovens.
Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. If you're feeling fancy, use a spoon to mix.
Place otter-bites in the oven for 20 minutes or until they're lightly toasted.

Variations:

Try adding some diced up anchovies for an extra kick!

Anchovy Variation

Side Effects:

Consuming Otter Bites may cause excessive joy, playful otter behavior, and spontaneous napping. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent otter-hood.