Review: "Sotm's Supreme Nacho Cheese Fries"

Rating: 4.5/5

Review by: Sincerely, Sotm's Biggest Fan

These aren't just any nacho cheese fries, no, no, no. These are Sotm's finest, handcrafted, artisanal, small-batch nacho cheese fries. The kind of thing you'd pay 5 dollars for at a trendy food truck. The kind of thing you'd Instagram. The kind of thing you'd... eat the whole bag in one sitting and cry yourself to sleep because you'll never be full.

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Review: "Sotm's Spicy Tuna Salad Sandwich"

Rating: 2.8/5

Review by: Someone Who Clearly Doesn't Like Tuna

This tuna salad sandwich is... a lot of things. It's a lot of mayonnaise. It's a lot of onions. It's a lot of tuna. It's a lot of regret.

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Review: "Sotm's S'mores Bars"

Rating: 3.9/5

Review by: Someone Who Still Has A Sweet Tooth

These s'mores bars are the perfect treat for when you're feeling nostalgic for the great outdoors... or when you're just a basic adult who still eats s'mores for breakfast. They're like s'mores, but in a bar form, which is just as good as s'mores.

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