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Terms of Service for the Intergalactic Snack Cooperative

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are a sentient being capable of understanding and agreeing to the following terms:

  1. You will not attempt to eat the snacks while browsing the website.
  2. You will not attempt to communicate with the snack vendors using morse code, hieroglyphics, or interpretive dance.
  3. You will not attempt to negotiate a snack trade with the Galactic Snack Cooperative's AI, unless you are an authorized representative of an intergalactic trade delegation.
  4. You will not attempt to use the website's snack recommendation algorithm to plan a snack heist or snack-related coup.
  5. You will not use the website to store or transmit any information about the snack preferences of sentient alien species without explicit consent.

By continuing to browse this website, you confirm that you have read, understand, and agree to these terms.

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