We are currently testing the limits of human snacking capacity.
Subject 1: "Popcorn Ninja" has been fed a steady diet of 5 bags of popcorn per hour for the past 72 hours.
Subject 2: "The Snacking Automaton" is currently in a controlled environment where 10 different types of popcorn are available, and it has been instructed to choose a new flavor every 5 minutes.
Subject 3: "The Popcorn Critic" has been watching and rating the popcorn for quality and consistency, but has developed a strong preference for a certain type of popcorn that is currently not available in the lab.
View Experiment 1: Popcorn Ninja View Experiment 2: The Snacking Automaton View Experiment 3: The Popcorn CriticResults will be posted when the experiments have reached their conclusion.
Side effects may include: