DECISIONS OF THE INTERGALACTIC SNACK COUNCIL

Session 3456: The Great Snack Heist

Decision 1: All Snacks Shall Be Free

By a margin of 9-1, the council has decided that all snacks shall be free to all sentient beings in the galaxy. This decision is effective immediately, but not retroactively. Sorry, no refunds.

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Decision 2: Mandatory Snack Tasting Panel

By a margin of 7-3, the council has established a mandatory Snack Tasting Panel to ensure the quality and consistency of all intergalactic snacks. Members of the panel will be chosen by lottery and will serve a term of 5 rotations.

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Decision 3: Snack Packaging Standardization

By a margin of 5-5, the council has decided to standardize snack packaging throughout the galaxy. All snacks must conform to the newly designed 'Snack-O-Matic' packaging standard.

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Decisions are subject to revision at any time. Don't like it? Join the Snack Council and try to change it.

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