The prophets of Snack Toppings

We are the chosen ones, chosen to bestow upon you the most divine of snack toppings.

• Eggsalad, the classic, the king of the prophets
• Cheez Whiz, the creamy, the dreamy, the utterly confusing
• Cheddar, the noble, the majestic, the slightly sharp

For the love of all things holy, do not even consider reaching for ketchup or mustard. Those are for the commoners.