Welcome to Salami's Capers, where the world's greatest cheese-lovers come to indulge in the most majestic, most regal, most utterly absurd of toppings: Capers-Bomb the Unstoppable.
A delicate balance of salami, parmesan, and capers, held together with an iron fist of flavor and an unyielding commitment to excess.
Try the Italian Stallion variation, with a dash of garlic and a pinch of regret.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, the Parmesan Caper: a 100% parmesan, 0% salami, 100% "I'm a functioning adult" ratio.