Salami, the majestic, meaty king of the cheese world, has been usurped by its nemesis, the Capers Bomb.
But fear not, dear salami enthusiasts, for we have launched a counter-revolution!
We shall fight for our right to be topped with more than just 3 pepperoninis.
We shall not be silenced by the Capers Bomb's pungency.
Join us and let the good times roll!