Privacy Policy: We're Not Really That Interested

We don't really care about your feelings, but here's a thing that's probably a legal requirement:

• We collect your snack preferences, because we want to know what you like.
• We track your browsing history, because we love watching you browse.
• We use cookies, because who doesn't love cookies? (Not the kind that need a glass of milk, though.)
• We share your data with our overlords, because they're always watching you.

Don't worry, we won't make you take a pop quiz about it or anything.