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Under the Mountain

Where the air is crisp, the snacks are plentiful, and the Wi-Fi is non-existent.

Our underground bunker has been converted into a fully-furnished, fully-equipped snack haven. Come for the snacks, stay for the existential dread.

Some of our popular snacks:

Don't forget to bring your preferred brand of oxygen or risk certain... consequences.

Hyperlinks to other areas of the bunker:

Bunker Maps | Bunker Rules of Engagement | Exit Strategies