Understuffed Cheese and Cantaloupe Delight

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of cheese (we recommend "The-Kind-Of-Kind-Of-Enough Cheese")
• 1 slice of cantaloupe ( organic, locally-sourced, and slightly-moldy)
• 1 tablespoon of disappointment (optional, but highly recommended)

Instructions:

1. Mash together the cheese and cantaloupe until they're just friends.
2. Add a dash of apathy, and a pinch of existential dread.
3. Serve on a bed of stale crackers, and garnish with a side of "what's the point?".

Understuffed Variations:

For an extra-Understuffed experience, try:

• Add a pickle for an extra kick of the prophets.
• Replace the crackers with banana bread for an Understuffed-er experience.

Disclaimer: Understuffed recipes may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or spontaneous outbursts of joy. Use at your own risk.