Step 1: Crack open those eggs like you mean it. Make a mess, make a statement.
Step 2: Add the shredded lettuce, like you're making a salad, but you're not.
Step 3: Sprinkle that cheddar, for the love of all that is good and holy.
Step 4: Add the hot sauce, for those who wish to ignite their taste buds.
Step 5: Serve, and bask in the glory of your over-the-top, under-the-belt masterpiece.